The Sims Times

Pillow Fights, Gang related and potentially fatal

The number of reported pillow related attacks is on the increase, according to official sources.

“The numbers have been gradually rising since the price of pillows has fallen in recent months“, says Susan Plump, head of the POPAC, Prevention Of Pillow Attacks Committee. She is calling for a tax on the sales of pink pillow to stem the flow that is becoming readily available to youngsters.

Most of these attacks are gang related, and are linked to females under the age of 16. So far there have been no fatalities, but with the number of attacks on the increase we believe it is only a matter of time and something needs to be done, before it’s too late.