The Sims Times

Desperate Situation at Military Facility

A source from the local military today leaked classified information exclusively to The Sims Times about a serious shortage of ‘facilities’ within the Pleasantville Barracks.

Our source has stated that many of our soliders have complained about the lack of loos but the top brass have refused their requests to increase the amount of porcelain, stating that their budget must be spent on guns, and not dumpstations.

What this is doing for the moral of the soldiers, we don’t know, but we can only assume it’s having a negative impact overall.

One positive coming out of this however, is the increase in the local mop business. ‘Mop-World’ is claiming their store opposite the barracks has noticed a huge increase in sales recently, with profits soaring by 41% in the lasts 6 months alone.