The Sims Times

Two students take part in the soap prank after graduating.

A foamtastic prank took place at Academie Le Tour after the graduation of Class 105 on Thursday. Tessa and Twilla Dinkleberry ran down to the fountain in the school gardens and filled it with Zap! Detergent. The detergent made a soapy and bubbly party for all the other students, but Head Master Mommasickle was furious and started to shout but he sounded like he had seven cookies jammed down his throat because you couldn’t hear a damn thing he said. The students looked like dumbo’s as they struggled to understand a word. We tried to translate what Head Master Mommasickle said and we came to this: “HAIRY TICKLE ATE BIG DADDY SHOE MAN NOSE CAKE”"

We watched as he blurted the most silliest words and cusses we ever heard and the students just danced in the foam. The technology teacher hooked a translator to Head Master Mommasickle’s nose and we found out he was actually saying: “YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST STUDENT’S WE EVER HAD HERE, GET OUT OF THAT FOAM AND JIMMY, STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE WITH THE GROUNDSKEEPER’S PITCHFORK!” The students stepped out of the soap and started to say sorry, even one person said “I wub woo!”. They cleaned up all the foam and soap and shook Head Master Mommasickle’s hand and said good-bye. Soon after the student’s left, all the teacher’s blew a long sigh of relief. “Finally they’re gone, BRING OUT THE DETERGENT, GROUNDSKEEPER ALF!” Mrs. Fattykins yelled.

We watched as they threw it in, and the fountain bubbled and fizzed, and they jumped in and started to play in it! Well, this ends a wacky report!