The Sims Times

A mother pleading with her daughter (Photo by Majick)

Some recent developments show that teenagers are using new types of slang. Is it harmless? Do you know what your child is really saying to you? Sims Times has done some recent polls on slang.  Most parents have no idea what their children are saying.  The parents say they have been called ‘Silly Moos‘ and ‘Evil Person‘.  Parents have never heard such language before! Where did this come from you ask? Well, no one really has the answer. Some say it comes from the Internet. Others say it’s from television. Yet, some think that aliens are abducting teenagers, wiping their minds, and filling it with this new language, otherwise known as brainwashing!  Our polls show that 26% of parents think it is from television, 26% from Internet, and 48% think that it is aliens. What does this new language mean for the community? For the future? It can only end badly.  Sims Times hopes that the public will soon be able to decipher this strange new language.