The Cure, and the Cause.

While there are side effects (such as vomiting) everyone is ecstatic to have the cure. Thanks To Majick For The Picture.
What Really Caused the Epidemic?
People all over town can have a sigh of relief, the cure has been found! It’s been almost a month since a terrible disease claimed the west side of the city. Sims Times was so relived when experts found the cure, even though it has a few side effects. But the real story is what caused the epidemic in the first place! Scientists were thrilled when they got a strand of infected DNA. They ran it with anything that was new with the town, more specifically the west side of town. They ran it against food, new toys, strange man eating plants, everything! But then they ran it against something they overlooked, ‘Big Bad Butt Botox’. It’s been 8 months sense the big botox company was sued for the facial disaster botox. It turns out that hideous faces weren’t the only side effect! Scientists found the long term side effect, and that was this new epidemic! We found company leaders living on the streets after that lawsuit, but now they have fled to Simdonesia! A search is currently being held, so they can serve them the just desserts they deserve!
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Awesome article! lol nice
Lol, Simdonesia, that’s great!