The Sims Times

Property of the SimCity Police. Evidence showing a robbery taking place.

The rave all this week is burglary. With the sudden increase of the job market for criminals, all different crimes are on the rise.

The main crime that is being committed is burglary. But the twist is that because there is so much competition in the job market to get in the top crime rings, criminals are no longer restricting themselves to the nighttime, instead they are switching to the day shift

“We are currently investigating the problem of daytime burglaries,” said an official source of the SimCity Police, “In the meantime, we highly recommend that Sims have their doors and windows locked at all times. Don’t even let your werewolf or cat outside the house. Only leave your house when you have to.”

The Sims Times managed to get an incriminating picture from the police that was taken by a college student while visiting his friend’s house. When asking the student about the picture, he told us, “Dude, it was awesome! Here I was just chilling and all of a sudden a burglar just crawled through the window and took the Murphy bed in his fancy endless bag! Dude, he looked like Spiderman! Only that he could work on his outfit and presentation a little bit more.”

If you have any connections or information to this rash of daytime burglaries, you are asked to contact SimCity Police.