The Sims Times

It’s been about two months since the amazing alien baby was birthed by a local man.

If you remember, the only other male pregnancy case was the man’s grandfather, who died last year.

Well, after many painful, useless, yet completely necessary tests, we found that said man had antibodies that could support fetuses!

We wanted to see if the grandfather had the same antibodies, but he is six feet under. However, as we know, everything can be solved with fifty bucks, a rainy night, a shovel, and duct tape.

With that said, Sims Times was able to get the grandfather to Kidney Hospital for testing.  Though he was severely decayed (not to mention smelly), we were able to get samples.

It turns out that he has the same antibodies! But, Sims Times doesn’t know (or care) why. What we care about is what happened to the green-skinned baby.

Here is the statement release of what happened;

“One strange night, the man woke with a fright. He rushed to his baby, but found only mashed potatoes and gravy. He looked out the window, and saw a running green bimbo. He snapped a quick picture, as she ran into the nature.”

The poor mother man has put wanted signs of the succubus, and missing posters of his baby (see image above). Sims Times wishes the police force luck with their search. We hope the baby is found, and that the succubus is captured.