The Sims Times

SlapFest '09 gets underway, as other cower in fear

It’s that time of year again, when women from across PleasantVille warm up their palms, stretch out their fingers and prepare for SlapFest!

SlapFest is a tradition, staring in 1992 when a group of ladies got into an argument in a local park. The resulting altercation resulted in a record number of slaps ever seen inside 3 minutes.

Onlookers noticed this and since that day, every year people meet up in their local parks and just slap each other silly.

Not everyone finds this activity fun however. Many people, such as Mr W. Ussy, believes that this is just too violent and should be stopped, “It’s all too much! Ok, it may have been a bit of fun to start with, but they slap hard these day … very hard”. My Ussy then curled up into a ball and hid under the slide.

We would have interviewed some of the participants, but to be honest, we didn’t dare get in the way of their warm up slaps.

So, love it or hate it, it’s here again. SlapFest ‘09 is going to make many cheeks glow red raw, you can count on it!

Are you taking part? Let us know about it.