The Sims Times

A couple that has been relieved from TTBS, although their relationship has suffered from it.

Breaking News! The Sim scientists that have been working day and night on the Talking Through Bear Syndrome have found a cure! They discovered that it was in the coding of the bear to make everyone to compulsively pick the bear up and talk to everyone, canceling out any activity that either party was instructed to do so.

“This is a wonderful day!” stated a Landgrabb scientist that has been on the project since the beginning, “Now everyone can buy a bear for their newborn and enjoy it, not fear it.”

Now that the syndrome has been cure, the manufacturer is working hard to compensate for the mistake it had caused. The bear now comes in any style that you’d like. Want one in wood? They can make it to order for you! From woods to metals, you can have your ideal bear!

There are two side-effects: It changes how everyone looks and it doesn’t repair relationship damage. But this is a small price to pay for such a wonderful cure to this horrible problem.