The Sims Times

If your teen is addicted to your fireplace, he/she may be a Pyro.

This is starting to be a rising problem in Sunset Valley. A certain teen came to school one day and set a chair on fire, which it quickly distinguished itself. But now every teen from every clique is finding this fun! Your own teen could be affected. Is your teen…

• Wanting to set an apple or apple seed on fire?

• Wanting to set random objects on fire?

• Wants a fireplace or outdoor firepit installed in your home?

• Wants to cook all of the time on the stove or grill?

• Liking all of the cooking fires in your home?

• Saying that firefighters are hot?

• Saying that fire detectors are a waste of money?

If you said yes to any of the above, then you are urged to contact Pyro Anonymous (Otherwise known as PY). They will run tests on the teen in question to find out if he or she really is a Pyro, since they could also be Insane or a Daredevil.

Protect YOUR teen today! And help Sunset Valley with this pressing problem.